my afternoon routine includes: walking in from school, grabbing food, throwing my bag down, laying on my bed eating then falling asleep until dinner.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years