sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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intensional:

trying to be religious like

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somehipstersfuckswag:

✖️Kiss my ass✖️

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alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

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Top 12 Things Teens Hate About Their Parents

evamalfoy:

theheartlesshorseman:

sm-oriarty:

the-ruby-archer:

4 and 12 are spot on.

Dad, if you see this, please read.

oh my gods all of this is my mother. just my mother. 

2 & 8. My Mum has three kids, her first born who does no wrong, her middle child and her first boy who is her ‘baby’ at 14 and lives on the excuse boys will be boys. Guess who I am.

I need my parents to read this

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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

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methlabrador:

One time I was really drunk and I made a post on tumblr that said “I can’t believe I’m not butter.” and now that post has 15,800 notes… and that is why you shouldn’t really care about internet popularity.

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blankonblank:

Happy Birthday, Anthony Michael Hall!

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joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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