krystalrneth:

i don;t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself

(Source: foodtrucker, via pugsaregodscats)

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

(via shouldnt)

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via fergussonweblogxz)

gentlemanpigeon:

pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr.com

(via nomoretears21)

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

(via nomoretears21)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: bonus)

kyoukokirigiri:

(Gasps loudly) Someone……….was comfotbale….enouhg…..to DO THE SEx?????? SOMOEN./…Made a personal deisicisoin with Their own Body??Someone was matur e enough to Do That? No. No. Absolutely NOT. Slut. TOTAL SLut. horible person. parents NOT Proud. Obama is disappointed. Do Not Have Sex Before Checking With Me First And I’ll Tell You If It’s Ok.

(Source: touko, via nomoretears21)

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

(via ewwuah)

hijerking:

me after 82 failed selfie attempts

image

(Source: hijerking, via ewwuah)

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

(via nomoretears21)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via humanhumdrum)

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stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs, via humanhumdrum)