i don;t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.
(Gasps loudly) Someone……….was comfotbale….enouhg…..to DO THE SEx?????? SOMOEN./…Made a personal deisicisoin with Their own Body??Someone was matur e enough to Do That? No. No. Absolutely NOT. Slut. TOTAL SLut. horible person. parents NOT Proud. Obama is disappointed. Do Not Have Sex Before Checking With Me First And I’ll Tell You If It’s Ok.
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business